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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What? Yes.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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