Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why did? Yes

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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