- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

my egg roll

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Church.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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