- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

How do you spell eight? 8

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

So a seal walks into a club.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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