could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Peas

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Ben Corbishley

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

White NBA players.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Knock, Knock Come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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