What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

It says so on your cap.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Actually it was me Josh brown

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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