Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

The Joke Below

Womans baksetball...

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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