Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

what came first the chicken or the chips

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

did you stub your toe?

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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