I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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Anyone can post anything.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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