- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

The chicken crossed the road.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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