- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

I dont have a girlfriend

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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