- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

save me from the nothing ive become

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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