Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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I <3 Hitler

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Anti Joke

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