- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

A guy was beet by his wife.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

to get to the other side.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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