Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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Asians.

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Anti Joke

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