- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

womens rights.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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