- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

You and your parents are going to die today

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Horse with a chair on his head.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Cancer.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Thats what she said

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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