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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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