- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Velcro. What a rip off.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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