- Anti Joke

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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