- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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