Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

You're a frog

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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