- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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White men's rights

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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