what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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Anti Joke

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