- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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