stuarts mum

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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gay porn...

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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woman's rights

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A train poops its pants.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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