What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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Anyone can post anything.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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