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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

You know what's natural? Bears.

What is your bill about? Clinton

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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