John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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