- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

No

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

What's big and long? My dick.

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