- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What does water smell like? water.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

why did the man die? he had cancer

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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