- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Penis.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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