- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Women can vote? wtf

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Women's rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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