You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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whats 7+4? 74

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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My name is Jeff

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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