What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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Anti Joke

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