- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

shut up kobe!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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