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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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