- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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