- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

why dont they make black forks

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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