James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Shea's sty....

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Chuck Norris Dies.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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