- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

L's I's that took Viagra.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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