Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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