why was the man sad? his wife died

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Your mom.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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