- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

what came first the chicken or the chips

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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