- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

YES! EXACTLY!

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

Roses are red. Violets are purple

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

BIG PENIS

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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