Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

yes i can connor, this is brett.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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