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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

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