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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

vitamin c

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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