What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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knock,knock you suck

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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