Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Jack Stevens

A midget walked under a bar.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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