A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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Ben Affleck

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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I have an erection My mom!

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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It got hit by a rocket.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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