- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Mitt Romney

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

this is not a drill.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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